Hiya, I'm Saf (Serafina) Aoki. I'm 16, from Bristol, and a total mutt. My mom's Haitian and my dad's Japanese. I lurve cute boys, anime, movies, gadgets, photography, hacking, the family allotment, robots, Christopher Moore books, True Blood and of course Lamb.
You all probably heard about the wild child we have on the south end, some 15 year old kid who broke into our houses, stole our laptops and credit cards and sense of security… Colton-Moore was a lad who turned out bad Well, Colton had a mom who claimed he was wronged Oh Colton had a friend who got caught in the end It was on a Friday night when the moon was shinin bright Well they caught Colton Moore just south of Elger Store So Colton’s back here now, he’s workin on the prowl Colton Moore look around … there’s a storm comin down You might think it’s fate …. But it’s still not too late
He robbed the Tyee Store
He lived in our sheds and he slept in our beds
And they say he was rotten to the core
By all our society’s neglect
She sez it’s not her fault when he robs your personal vault
If it gives her boy back his self respect.
Those boys were steadfast and true
They knew who was gone by their unmowed lawn
And their legend rapidly grew.
That he robbed the Tyee Store
And folks from miles about they all said without a doubt
It was done by that boy Colton-Moore
They sent him to Re-form School
And the folks there we know they just simply let him go
Made all of us look like stupid fools
Scarin all the whole South End
And everywhere you go people just have to know
His mom says you ought to be his friend.
The likes of which you ain’t never known
Forget the movie rights and the fame and the lights
They’re gonna put you underneath a stone
To turn this trainwreck around
All you done so far …. Is steal some planes and a car
Don’t end it six feet down in the ground
